Patch pets are a tightly knit crew of hooligans and goofballs. They finish each other's sentences while getting themselves into trouble. Amigos with egos. With friends like these who needs enemies.
KRPP101
$4.99
Hello my name is Montgomery.
Montgomery is not the sharpest tool in the box. He's a member of the Down and Dirty Dancing Troupe but he can only do "the worm". Montgomery was once tricked, by Herman, to crawl across a crosswalk because the sign said "don't walk". Bullies try to take his milk money, but not while Milton is around because he's got Montgomery's Back.
KRPP102
$4.99
Hello my name is Quinn.
Born with an extra middle finger to enrage friends and family, Quinn is one of the three members of the Down and Dirty Dancing Troupe, and she can shake her booty with a straight face. Her motto is "never trust a big butt and a smile". Quinn is a hyper-active caffeine addict that gets on Cher's nerves because she sends pointless text messages non-stop.
KRPP102
$4.99
Hello my name is Quinn.
Born with an extra middle finger to enrage friends and family, Quinn is one of the three members of the Down and Dirty Dancing Troupe, and she can shake her booty with a straight face. Her motto is "never trust a big butt and a smile". Quinn is a hyper-active caffeine addict that gets on Cher's nerves because she sends pointless text messages non-stop.
KRPP103
$4.99
Hello my name is Herman.
Herman is an evil prankster, making his friends laugh as much as he makes them angry. You can count on Herman to draw on your face when you fall asleep. He picks on Montgomery the most until Milton lays the smack down. Herman was the first one in history to shine a laser pointer onto a person on stage.
KRPP105
$4.99
Hello my name is Milton.
Growing up in the mean streets of NYC, Milton realized the need to kick some ass at an early age. He counteracts his more vicious impulses with a career as a successful Hair dresser. Milton can usually be seen hanging out, scissors in one hand, brass knuckles in the other, terrorizing squares and nerds alike.
KRPP104
$4.99
Hello my name is Cher.
Cher is a classy Bitch with a heart of gold. A founding member of the Down and Dirty Dancing Troupe, she is a dancing machine who likes to pop-n-lock. Cher likes to play all night rounds of Naked Twister with Herman and she always wins.
